I came up with some math jokes. Enjoy them:

Why did the adjoint functor cross the road? To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the infinity category that was sent to a mental hospital? It had a homotopy coherent nervous breakdown

Why are the beach boys so good at computing homotopy limits? Because they’ve got good good good, good fibrations.

Where do number theorists keep their nonarchimedean norms? In their p-attics

Why do gen-Z mathematicians hate commutative algebra? Because it’s so CRinge

Someone asked me what’s the difference between varieties and schemes I told them it’s affine line

Yo mama so fat if she was a tikz diagram she’d throw an overfull hbox error